Came across an interesting set of commandments for folks who have had the chance to work in  cubicles (or any office, for that matter);

 

1. Never volunteer for anything. That’s what interns are for.
2. It is better to assume and sit at home, rather than to call up and ask if it is a holiday.
3. The size of the HR department is directly proportional to the number of forms you have to fill when you join.
4. All information can be converted into a PowerPoint presentation. The reverse is impossible.
5. The CEO is always right. Even if it means only the CEO is left.
6. ‘A very rough draft’ means it was written with a BlackBerry on the loo.
7. When the coffee machine goes missing, it is time to sell stock.
8. ‘Industry standard’ does not refer to your industry.
9. ‘Cost to company’ is a shameless lie. But so is your LinkedIn profile.
10. Your IT team lives in a parallel universe where Firefox does not exist.
11. You are the ‘new guy’ till you get the water bottle with your name written on it in black marker.
12. The term ‘work-life balance’ usually refers to two different people.

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